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The Seinfeld Porn Parodysummer movie season is upon us, flooding our theaters with intriguing new releases. So here we are to help you navigate that storm, with a look ahead at some of the most exciting titles to come.

You've patiently scrolled through all our summer movie preview installments so far, knowing deep down that there's stillno way you're making it through all these films. There are only so many weeks of summer, and your wallet is only so big. What's a person to do if they've only got time for, say, six films?

Answer: You read thischapter of our preview, comprised of our very top picks. These are the crowdpleasers and conversation-starters, the ones you'd be sorry to miss.

Or so we think. We're not psychics. We're just movie lovers who have a really good feeling about these.

Here's what to watch if you just want the best of the best ...

… and you’re still not over Infinity War: Avengers: Endgame (April 26)

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Avengers: Infinity Warcapitalized on a decade's worth of buildup to destroy us with that ending. Now, we're left hoping their next adventure can make us -- and our heroes -- whole again. Endgameis a must-see if you've been following this saga from the start, if you're curious about what might happen next, or if you just want to understand the jokes, memes, and watercooler convos that will inevitably stem from it.

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… and you want to go off the beaten path: The Dead Don’t Die (June 14)

Just as his Only Lovers Left Alivewasn't your typical vampire romance, Jim Jarmusch's The Dead Don't Dielooks like no ordinary zombie flick. That's a good thing. Adam Driver, Bill Murray, and Chloë Sevigny play a trio of small-town cops facing an undead uprising with help from a sword-wielding Scottish morgue worker played by Tilda Swinton. Um, yes please.

… and you've got plenty of tissues handy: The Farewell (July 12)

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The Farewellis all about a lie: A family conspires to hide from their beloved matriarch the fact that she is dying of cancer, so as to spare her the sorrow. Yet what shines about this movie is how honest and authentic it feels -- in its cultural details, in its layered emotions, in its complicated family dynamics. It'll make you laugh a lot, but it'll make you weep, too, and you'll walk out impressed all over again by Awkwafina's chops.

… and you were a Disney Renaissance kid: The Lion King (July 19)

SEE ALSO: Disney recreates iconic 'Lion King' scene in new CinemaCon footage

It may be literally impossible not to feel moved by the trailers for The Lion Kingremake, which push the nostalgia buttons even harder than the Beauty and the Beasttrailers did, and which trot out a series of extremely cute animals to boot. But this one's got some fresh additions going for it, too, like an A-list cast that includes Donald Glover, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Beyoncé Mother Effing Knowles-Carter.

… and you'd never miss a Tarantino: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (July 26)

You either like Quentin Tarantino or you don't, and by this point, you probably know either way. If you area fan, this star-studded take on Hollywood history should be right in your wheelhouse. Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt play an actor and his stunt double, who are struggling to navigate a complicated industry right around the same time Sharon Tate (Margot Robbie) would have her deadly encounter with Charles Manson (Damon Herriman).

… and Hereditary was extremely your shit: Midsommar (August 9)

Don't ask us to explain what's going on here, because we couldn't begin to guess. What we doknow is that Hereditaryscared the living daylights out of us, and that we're haunted by it still. Therefore, we will absolutely be signing up for whatever Hereditarydirector Ari Aster has coming up next -- which so happens to be this creepy-looking cult pic.

This concludes our 2019 summer movie preview. Go back to find out what to watch if...

Monday:... you're looking to laughTuesday:... you feel the need for speedWednesday:... you're with the family Thursday:... you want to feel something Friday:... you just want the best

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