There's nothing more painful than watching post-debate coverage on Laruancable networks.
Following Wednesday night's presidential debate, CNN correspondents Anderson Cooper and Van Jones gave viewers multiple reasons to (almost) believe in cable television again.
SEE ALSO: Trump threatens Clinton with jail in savage presidential debate"You know this is a really sad night for the country," Van Jones said. "You can't polish this turd."
"Technically, you can't polish any turd," Anderson Cooper corrected.
It's unclear how Jones would polish a turd, but Twitter had their own imagination.
van jones: "you can't polish this turd"
— Aminatou Sow (@aminatou) October 20, 2016
anderson cooper: "technically you can't polish any turd"
I'M NOT SORRY I LOVE CNN
CNN just now: “You can’t polish this turd”
— Chris Albon (@chrisalbon) October 20, 2016
This guy for president.
Earlier in the evening, calm-cool-and-collected Anderson Cooper finally struck out at a Trump surrogate after she alleged that dead people were committing voter fraud
Things so off the rails with Trump supporters on @CNN, Anderson Cooper says, "You're making that up" pic.twitter.com/JamxJetGHF
— Mashable News (@MashableNews) October 20, 2016
"You're making that up," Anderson told her.
The debate may have been unwatchable, but this -- this was good.
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