You already know about your dog's zodiac sign and torrent christine princess of eroticismhow your true sign is based on film's top actresses, but what about your sex zodiac?
The folks at YouPorn have teamed up with Dossé-Via Trenou-Wells of KnowTheZodiac to give you YourSexZodiac.com, a monthly sex horoscope so you know whether to go on the prowl or maybe just stay in for Netflix.
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According to a press release, the site will let users "find out who they are compatible with, what their sign says about their sex tastes, what their sexual interests mean based on their horoscope and much more."
Taking a glance at the horoscopes for September, they're pretty thorough. For instance, check out this excerpt from my sign, Aries.
On September 6, a major astrological milestone takes place as Saturn, the Planet of Challenge, ends its 5-month retrograde in the sign of Capricorn. This retrograde was affecting your social status and reputation sector, Aries, so you may have attracted a few frenemies or haters during this transit. But now that it’ll be direct, people will start to view you in a more positive light, which means that your secret admirers may be coming from out of the woodwork and wooing you, eager to connect with your physically. Saturn being direct in this area of your chart will make you more selective when it comes to your sexual partners, and this may come as a surprise to people who are used to you being more promiscuous and down for anything.
For what it's worth, I'm happily married so I will indeed be "selective" when it comes to sexual partners, but the rest is pretty interesting. Bring it on, haters!
Charlie Hughes, Vice President of YouPorn, said in a press release, "We wanted to offer our users a new mode of exploring themselves, while also presenting them with information that could positively impact their lives by understanding what their desires mean, and who they might be compatible with."
Users will be able to surf by the site for their horoscopes or can sign up to receive monthly email updates to use as a crib sheet before deciding whether or not to open that dating app before a big weekend.
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