LONDON -- Stars: they're just like us!
Except TBH a dinner of mash,France salmon, and milk at an Essex pub doesn't really sound like us in the alternate reality where we have the fame and fortune of Justin Bieber.
And yet that was precisely the meal chosen by the international pop star last week at The Kings Oak hotel in Epping Forest.
But you know what does sound like us?
Selling the Bieb's used milk glass on eBay -- yup, we would do that.
The Canadian singer-songwriter is in the UK for his Purpose World Tour, and apparently fancied shunning the spoils of fame in favour of a casual pub outing with an unidentified male companion.
One entrepreneurial member of the staff nabbed the milky pint glass used by the Biebs and put it up for sale on eBay for a starting price of £10 ($12.28).
The sacred Bieber artifact has since received 86 bids. At the publication of this article, the current highest bid stands at a casual £65,900.00.
According to the advert, sale of the item will benefit charity, the glass "hasn't been washed!" and the seller has 100% positive feedback.
Sounds like a sound investment to us.
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