Actor,Bazaar performance artist and paper bag enthusiast Shia LaBeouf married actress Mia Goth in Las Vegas earlier today. An Elvis impersonator performed the ceremony, naturally.
You can watch it now via TMZ. If you invested any amount of time in watching him watch all of his movies, it's probably worth celebrating this momentous life occasion with him.
The happy couple met and began dating on the set of Nymphomaniac: Volume II-- the most romantic of all possible settings -- back in 2012.
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