Learning to read and Italian XXX movie Lezioni Private (2011)write is an extremely important part of kids' early education that will affect the rest of their lives. But when they mess up, it can be downright hilarious.
Redditor desmondsdecker shared an assignment completed by their friend's first grader on Wednesday, which asks the student to fill in answers about their mother. While some of the answers were accurate, others were pretty funny, and one was downright rude.
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"My mom is 13 years old," the first line reads. OK, wow. That's impossible but it's better than saying she's 100.
"She has brown eyes and black hair," reads the second line. Seems normal enough.
When asked her occupation, the kid wrote that she "works on a iPad." According to desmondsdecker, this was changed to computer, because iPad is a product.
Finally, mom loves to eat, "penus."
Awkward.
The innocent child of course meant that their mother enjoys eating peanuts, not penus. Regardless, we hope this assignment gets a special spot on the fridge way into their teens for proper embarrassment.
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