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Our world may be competition and eroticism in alcman's partheneionnearing its end, but the world of Star Warsremains a sanctuary far, far away. Friday's Star Wars Celebration included the first poster for The Last Jedi, and brilliant minds around the world were quick to PhotoShop it in the best ways.

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Feel the Dern

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Star Wars, like almost every movie, could use more Laura Dern, and now we know what that would look like.

Face/Off/2

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ABC: Always Be Caging.

"HEY YOU GUYS!"

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Is Sloth the last Jedi??

This abomination

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APOLOGIZE.

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We also got this excellent new Oscar Isaac meme:

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And one for Daisy Ridley as well:

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The trailer and poster were a hot topic over in Pawnee, Indiana:

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There was even a spooky-accurate picture describing how the trailer made us feel:

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And in the end, we couldn't help joining in on the action:

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