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So that new Star Wars flick is Guardami (1999) watch onlinecoming out soon, which means plenty of cross-promotion.

But we have a hunch the marketing types behind the franchise would've approved Star Toys, a series of sex toys that will leave you feeling a different kind of force, we guess.

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It's a new collection from Geeky Sex Toys from Brisbane, Australia, who were also behind the innocence-destroying Pokémoan series from last year.

Of course, Star Toys takes a bit of a darker turn, with a six-piece Dark Side Bondage Kit, which includes a familiar-looking Laser Sword Flogger and a Space Station Ball Gag.

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"This year we had a bunch of requests for different types of sex toys based around villian characters," Geeky Sex Toys co-founder Emma, who she only prefers to be known by, explained via email.

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"We decided that our Star Toys range was a great way to introduce a new level of kink to our products."

For those going into the galaxy alone, there's a penetrable by the name of Hand Solo, and a green dildo named Dildoda. Guess who, don't sue.

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Emma said her favourite of the collection is the Darth Vibrator: "It has surpassed our expectations in terms of quality and looks ridiculously badass."

Or for those who'd rather stick to the light side, there's R2-V2.